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January 26th, 2006 (02:02 am)
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So, my prof says the other day: "I once had to remove a hanger from a kids mouth"
(insert abortion joke here)






(the author of this LJ does not condone abortions or the making light of them. but still expects some good abortion jokes. but, only because they are funny in the same way that jokes about aids are funny. you know. because if we don't laugh, we cry. and crying should be reserved for moments like watching Big Fish, or Forrest Gump. And because laughing works your abs, and mine have been feeling kinda flabby.)

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Posted by: Johnny Weeston ([info]weestoner)
Posted at: January 26th, 2006 05:50 pm (UTC)

"I once had to remove a hanger from a kids mouth"
"Then I had to tell the kid, it's oral contraceptive, not conception, you twat."

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Posted by: Johnny Weeston ([info]weestoner)
Posted at: January 26th, 2006 05:50 pm (UTC)

"I once had to remove a hanger from a kids mouth"
"I said, what where you trying to do?"
She said, "I'm trying to get rid of this baby."
"But dear god, why in your mouth?"
"Well, I tried the other hole, but that didn't scare him out either."

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Posted by: Johnny Weeston ([info]weestoner)
Posted at: January 26th, 2006 05:51 pm (UTC)

"I once had to remove a hanger from a kids mouth"
I said, "Why the heck did you shove this down your throat?"
she said, "I didn't. I shoved too far up the other."

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Posted by: Johnny Weeston ([info]weestoner)
Posted at: January 26th, 2006 05:51 pm (UTC)

"I once had to remove a hanger from a kids mouth"
I said, "What where you doing?"
and he said, "I wanted to remember what it felt like when I was in mommy's tummy."

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Posted by: Johnny Weeston ([info]weestoner)
Posted at: January 26th, 2006 05:52 pm (UTC)

"I once had to remove a hanger from a kids mouth"
"Oh yeah, well how old was he?"
"About a zygote."

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Posted by: the_one11 ([info]the_one11)
Posted at: January 26th, 2006 08:04 pm (UTC)

the last two are my favorite

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Posted by: the_one11 ([info]the_one11)
Posted at: January 26th, 2006 08:09 pm (UTC)

"I once had to remove a hanger from a kids mouth"
because hangers actually detract from a fetus' black market value. go figure. I mean. stem cells are stem cells.

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